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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 01:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

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So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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No, not a chance

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Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

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Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

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