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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 01:08

Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Five dead in latest Israeli shootings of Gazans seeking aid, say local officials - Financial Times
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
In what ways Indian parents are destroying their children's life?
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What do you do to make yourself sleep early?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Bond Yields Keeping Climbing. Governments Can Bring Them Down. - Barron's
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Trump gets back behind raids in immigration whiplash - Axios
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Why does TikTok allow porn stars in its platform? Isn't it aimed at teenagers?
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So THAT'S Why Mosquitoes Bite Some People More Than Others - BuzzFeed
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Sabrina Carpenter Shares New Song “Manchild”: Listen - Pitchfork
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Veteran investor makes surprising Fed rate call after jobs report - TheStreet
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics